ScouseKrautFrau
09-07-2008, 19:16
GORDON BROWN was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the
classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. BROWN if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a 'tragedy.'
No, said GORDON - that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy'
I'm afraid not, explained GORDON - that's what we would call great loss'
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. GORDON searched the
room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?'
Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand...
In a quiet voice he said: 'If A plane carrying you and MR. DARLING was
struck by a 'friendly missile fire' & blown to smithereens, that would
be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed GORDON. 'That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says little Johnny 'it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f*cking accident
either!'
classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. BROWN if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy'.
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a 'tragedy.'
No, said GORDON - that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy'
I'm afraid not, explained GORDON - that's what we would call great loss'
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. GORDON searched the
room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?'
Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand...
In a quiet voice he said: 'If A plane carrying you and MR. DARLING was
struck by a 'friendly missile fire' & blown to smithereens, that would
be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed GORDON. 'That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says little Johnny 'it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f*cking accident
either!'