ScouseKrautFrau
26-09-2007, 02:37
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and >had never> been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness >to all.>> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed >him into> her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while >she> prepared tea.> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister >noticed a> cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with >water, and> in the water floated, of all things, a condom!>> When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The> pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water >and its> strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He >could no> longer resist.>> "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about> this?"> pointing to the bowl.>> "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking >through> the park a few months ago and I found this little package on >the ground.> The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and >that it> would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had >the flu> all winter.">> If you don't send this to five GOOD friends right away there >will be> five fewer people smiling in the world and not knowing what to >do with a> condom.