Crimson_Pirate
13-10-2006, 16:10
TWO BOOKS IVE JUST READ ...THE TITANIC AND MY LIFE BY BILL CLINTON
A COMPARISON...
Titanic:..... ?29.99.
Clinton :..... ?29.99.
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bull**** artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... So does Monica's.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... hhmmm Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
A COMPARISON...
Titanic:..... ?29.99.
Clinton :..... ?29.99.
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bull**** artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... So does Monica's.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... hhmmm Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.