Viagra..

[Dai_Nasty]

A chap goes into the chemist

"That viagra stuff, does it really work?" he asks the pharmacist.

"Of course" comes the reply. "A lot of people find it very effective".

"And could I get it across the counter?" says the chap.

"Well" says the pharmacist thoughtfully,


"You might have to take two".

[Smokinggussie]

Lolololololol :-D :-D :-D

Must be short then, I only need one :-D

:mrgreen:

Smokinggussie

[Crimson_Pirate]

I don't need any

it takes me all night to do what i used to do all night...lol


THIS'LL KILL YA...LOL
Stay of execution

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day
trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who
was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea
for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn
out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on
him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you
been?" and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he
went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long
hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic
remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and
was told that her husband's client, Mr. Wright, had been granted
his stay of execution after all.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of
her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs
and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T
YOU EVER STOP."

[Crimson_Pirate]

I don't need any

it takes me all night to do what i used to do all night...lol


THIS'LL KILL YA...LOL
Stay of execution

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day
trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who
was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea
for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn
out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on
him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you
been?" and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he
went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long
hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic
remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and
was told that her husband's client, Mr. Wright, had been granted
his stay of execution after all.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of
her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs
and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T
YOU EVER STOP."

[bagmeup]

I TAKE 2 EVERYNIGHT,....................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...................To stop me rolling outta bed!! LOL

[-=Victor-Oscar-Nicodemus=-]

In China they got their own remedy for Viagra....