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Crimson_Pirate
15-08-2006, 17:40
Dear Diary

Unusual to find the Captain of this ship was a Woman
dont get me wrong,,,if they can do the job thats fine by me
and the first ever cruise for me

MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this is going to
be! I felt singularly honored this evening as the
Captain asked me to dine at her table.

TUESDAY: I spent the entire afternoon on the
bridge with the Captain. She is so charming.

WEDNESDAY: The Captain made several proposals to me
unbecoming an officer and a gentlewoman.

THURSDAY: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the
ship if I do not give in to her indecent proposals!

FRIDAY: This afternoon I saved 1600 lives ... twice !


I should be so lucky...lol